"Trust Me, You're Hilarious" – Whiskey Quote

"Trust Me, You're Hilarious" – Whiskey Quote

Ah, yes, the sweet sound of liquid confidence. This shirt is for the friend who laughs way too hard after a few whiskeys… or becomes a stand-up comic after one shot. Perfect for bar hangs, weddings, or those “just one drink” nights that turn into karaoke.

What It Is:
This tee isn’t just something you wear — it’s how you show up. Made from buttery-soft, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s got that “damn this feels good” energy.

Whether you’re stepping out or just posting up at home, it’s ready for anything. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

And the back?
That’s where the magic happens — a custom QR code that earns you BarTab cash and starts real-life convos wherever good times happen.

Why It’s Unique:
This shirt doesn’t just rep your vibe — it pays for your next round. Every scan of your back QR code earns you BarTab cash (yes, real money). No sales pitch, no weird apps. Just great design, passive income, and better nights.

Product Features:

• Unisex fit, sizes S–4XL

• Feels like your favorite worn-in tee, right out the gate
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction for a consistent fit

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Durable double-needle stitching, tubular build, no side seams
• QR code on the back is fully trackable to your BarTab account
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• No bleach, no dry cleaning

• Iron or steam inside out on low heat if needed

NOTE: This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!